Can i get an amen?
when you wake up early in the morning and sit on the edge of your bed like
How Hood “Pranks” finna end in the next few months(x)
It is estimated that all of the matter in the universe would be a tiny slice of pie.
Learn more in my Dark Energy Song
Now this is an explanation of dark energy I can really sink my teeth into.
shoutout to girlcode for being fabulous
Be prepared to participate in no dick decemberbe prepared to be told that no one wants your misogynistic dick anyway you arrogant shit
I love it when guys use sex as a bartering tool like IF YOU DON’T LOOK PERFECT AND SPARKLY ALL THE TIME I’M NOT GOING TO PLEASE MYSELF WITH YOU
like BITCH THEY LITERALLY SELL DICKS BIGGER THAN YOURS I DON’T NEED SHIT FROM YOU
IT KEPT GETTING BETTER AND BETTER
This is gold lol
A Summary of Marvel Movies
To the idiot who told me Paranoia Agent was good…You better not let me find out who you are or remember your name. It’s gonna be problems.
"Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."
"Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."
"Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."
"Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."
Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.
Nah, i dont think so.
This kind of logic eliminates the point of marriage…
That’s that Twitter shit
I see where he is coming from though.
“A little bit of Monica in my life,
A little bit of Erica by my side,
A little bit of Rita is all I need,
A little bit of Tina is what I see,
A little bit of Sandra in the sun,
A little bit of Mary all night long,
A little bit of Jessica, here I am…”
If you don’t know this reference, you’re definitely too young for me.
I will never not laugh at this