Ad Astra Per Aspera
Every true genius
------is bound to be naive------
Hiya! I'm 22 y/o ,loves sleep, Japanese stuff, guns.

radicalbehavior:

ohyeselifresh:

Can i get an amen?

Hallelu

dickprintbandit:

shadupbitch:

yelled:

when you wake up early in the morning and sit on the edge of your bed like

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Lmao accurate

EVERY MORNING.

doomsday519:

How Hood “Pranks” finna end in the next few months(x)

thatssoscience:

comaniddy:

It is estimated that all of the matter in the universe would be a tiny slice of pie.

Learn more in my Dark Energy Song

Now this is an explanation of dark energy I can really sink my teeth into. 

blasianxbri:

pussylipgloss:

true :/

enter lectual

"i just need to get my shit together"
---me in 2009/2012/this time last year/a minute ago/next year probably (via guy)

dacuntgod:

hellogumdrop:

electricsed:

jamborii:

klefable:

skatersaint:

klefable:

shoutout to girlcode for being fabulous 

Be prepared to participate in no dick december

be prepared to be told that no one wants your misogynistic dick anyway you arrogant shit

I love it when guys use sex as a bartering tool like IF YOU DON’T LOOK PERFECT AND SPARKLY ALL THE TIME I’M NOT GOING TO PLEASE MYSELF WITH YOU
like BITCH THEY LITERALLY SELL DICKS BIGGER THAN YOURS I DON’T NEED SHIT FROM YOU

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IT KEPT GETTING BETTER AND BETTER

This is gold lol

beben-eleben:

A Summary of Marvel Movies

To the idiot who told me Paranoia Agent was good…You better not let me find out who you are or remember your name. It’s gonna be problems. 

"Don’t take a nude pic if you’re a famous woman and don’t want it leaked."

mysharona1987:

"Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."

"Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."

"Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."

"Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."

Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.

dirtyymindofagoodgirll:

liquid-sword23:

kamikazeruler:

me-la-pelas:

black-saiyan:

Life Realizations

Nah, i dont think so.

This kind of logic eliminates the point of marriage…

That’s that Twitter shit

I see where he is coming from though.

mi-shellvp:

estasfuera:

“A little bit of Monica in my life,
A little bit of Erica by my side,
A little bit of Rita is all I need,
A little bit of Tina is what I see,
A little bit of Sandra in the sun,
A little bit of Mary all night long,
A little bit of Jessica, here I am…”

If you don’t know this reference, you’re definitely too young for me. 

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to-feel-alive-again:

I will never not laugh at this

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"Who made the potato salad?"
---any family member with common sense who doesn’t trust just anyone’s culinary abilities. heard frequently at family gatherings, particularly cookouts. (via blackproverbs)

buttcheekpalmkang:

kimmy-creepers:

aquachilddicksquad:

forcing people to listen to my music when I’m driving

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Yup

Driver always controls the music.

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