May 2013
The awkward moment when you have a thousand tabs...
sodamnrelatable:
EVERY TIME.
WHERE IS IT OH GOD WHICH ONE IS POSSESSED
CONGRATULIONS,
YOU WON
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surlysweetness asked: A.) Your ask button is hidden as hell. B.) 10, 12, 23. I have no idea what those questions are but would greatly appreciate the answers nonetheless.
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ghdos:
explicitlyflawed:
unlikeyoueverseenb4:
What’s your 3 requirements for a potential bf or gf?
God fearing, attractive, & loyal.
Willing to reciprocate, funny and open-minded.
Conversationalist, open minded, respectful
the-laughing-cactus:
jaclcfrost:
if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
The "Have you ever..." edition - ask away! You...
Okay anons, this is your chance.
1. had sex?
2. bought condoms?
3. gotten pregnant?
4. failed a class?
5. kissed a boy?
6. kissed a girl?
7. had a job?
8. left the house without my wallet?
9. bullied someone on the internet?
10. sexted?
11. had sex in public?
12. smoked weed?
13. smoked cigarettes?
14. smoked a cigar?
15. drank alcohol?
16. been to a wedding?
17. been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
18. watched tv for 5 hours straight?
19. been late for school?
20. kissed in the rain?
21. showered with someone else?
22. been outside my home country?
23. been on a road trip longer than 5 hours?
24. had lice?
25. gotten my heart broken?
26. had a credit card?
27. been to a professional sports game?
28. broken a bone?
29. been unhappy about my weight?
30. won a trophy?
31. cut myself?
32. been on a diet?
33. rode in a taxi?
34. stayed up for 24 hours or more?
35. been to a concert?
36. had a crush on someone of the same sex?
37. had braces?
38. wore make up?
39. lost my virginity before I was 16?
40. kissed someone a different race than myself?
41. Snuck out of the house?
42. had oral sex?
43. dyed my hair?
44. met someone famous?
45. been on vacation?
46. been on a boat?
47. been on an airplane?
48. prank called someone?
49. taken a pregnancy test?
50. been suspended from school?
spell your name in my ask please
A: Are you a virgin?
B: 3 biggest pet peeves
C: Celebrity crush?
D: If you could go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?
E: Do you smoke?
F: Do you drink?
G: If you had to rank yourself on a scale of 1 to 10, what would you be?
H: Longest relationship and with who?
I: 5 turn ons
J: 5 turn offs
K: What's the biggest lie you have ever told?
L: Would you ever date someone of another race?
M: What is your sexual orientation?
N: Top 5 traits you look for in a person that you want to have a relationship with
O: Who are you crushing on right now?
P: Who is your bestfriend?
Q: Your guilty pleasure?
R: Who was your first kiss?
S: Do looks matter to you?
T: What kind of underwear are you wearing?
U: How big is your penis or for a girl, how big are your boobs
V: How far have you gone?
W: Do you like it when people play with your hair?
X: Are you circumcised?
Y: Do you name your private parts?
Z: Do you pee in the shower?
hannahetaylor:
My little sister is getting made fun of at school because she’s adopted.
This is what she responded with “Well, my parents chose me. Your parents are stuck with you.”
theangelgabrieldidmyhair:
The Yahoo people actually coming to look at the site they want to buy
dont-argue-with-your-serperior:
3ds more like $200 pokemon machine
“your friend is hot” story of my life
claydols:
my eyes change colour depending on my swag levels. they are the darkest brown when my swag levels are at a maximum. i have never seen them change
“Why would I pack TODAY if my flight is leaving TOMORROW?”
– Shit my Libra friends say (via shitthesignssay)
yolympics:
changing from jeans to pajama pants
Admit It. We have all tried to have a diary but...
shakespeareintellectualbadass:
hopperthedragon:
hogwartskidsproblems:
sodamnrelatable:
So we made tumblrs.
#Not Voldemort
yah he really put his soul into it
oh my god
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