I speak 3 languages. Nigga, Sarcasm, and Job applicant.– @Smooth_Orator (via harbingeroffuckery) *otis scream* (via viixiii)
kotone: after 1am it doesnt matter who you are we’re all friends now
olympic gymnast: jumps 20 feet in the air, defies all laws of physics, does 10 backflips, defeats voldemort, comes back down and lands perfectly on the balance beam while fireworks go off in the background
me: falls on face trying to put socks on
These Hoes be actin up....and these niggas be...
If you love TUMBLR, reblog this.
thataustraliangoth: sk-ittles: This is cursed, if you don’t reblog it, you’ll die in 90 seconds. The. Notes. OMGNOTES. SORRY FOLLOWERS, AND MY THEME. I MUST. IT’S… DSKJHDFJHLDJ
squint-your-ears: ourdisneymemories: Lord have mercy I can’t help it.
Cleaning while listening to music
sodamnrelatable: Cleaning without listening to music: via sodamnrelatable
when my family walks in and im on tumblr:
sodamnrelatable: Please sweet lord have mercy nobody post porn
Reblog if you don't have a Tumblr.
most-awkward-moments: I don’t even have a computer.
itsaniallation: have you ever felt pretty and mistakenly walked by a mirror and
Can we just take a second to appreciate these two...